Thursday, July 06, 2006

Wake me up inside

So, Ken Lay died yesterday and I can't be the only one who finds that just a little suspicious. It just seems a little too convenient. I mean, I don't want to think of death as convenient, but it's a hell of a lot cheaper than 40 million dollars and the rest of your natural life.
I'm just saying, I hope he has fun rotting in hell. Do you get to keep your pension there?
Just thinking about him exhausted me yesterday. Luckily, reality television was there to pick me up.
The new season of Rock Star started last night and honestly, they just couldn't put Tommy Lee on television ENOUGH. I'm sure he's a total asshole, but as assholes go he's at the very least, entertaining. Sadly, I can't say the same of most of the contestants vying to be the lead singer of Tommy's new band, "Supernova."
First there was some ho with pretty much the fakest name ever: Storm Large. She swears it's her real name, but, I'm guessing it's as real as Tommy's former wife's knockers. She squawked out the most painful version of The Who's "Pinball Wizard" one could ever hear. Then there were like 4 or 5 more pieces of crap who sang crappy songs crappily. Now might be a good time to mention that the males in this competition are seriously lacking in both nutsacs and talent.
Which brings me to this guy named Matt who sang Coldplay's "Yellow." Yeah, he was THAT big of a douchebag. Anyway, I knew I had really hit my stride when I leaned into Lars and said, "I feel like his face is what you'd see if you ever looked between Star Jones' legs." I topped it off with how convenient it must be for her gay husband having a young dude's face where his wife's vagina should be.

1 comment:

Kusodomo said...

Hi. I live in Morocco and used to work for Andersen. It's unbelievable how globalization can have such an impact on people. Kenneth Lay and his team made more than 100.000 people loose their jobs. "I'm just saying, I hope he has fun rotting in hell" I agree. But the real question is : " who did take advantage of this situation at the end????". Not me.