Dear Brit Brit,

First of all, I really think you need to fire the assistant who didn't make it clear to you that Matt Lauer would be interviewing you ON CAMERA. Then, I would make post haste with the "letting go" of your make up person, hair "do-er" and clothes picker-out-er. I realize that providing jobs for the legally blind and hairbrush challenged is only one of your many charitable contributions to society, but for the love of god...the eyeliner, Brit...the EYELINER!
You look like you've just rolled out of bed, post-Manny tumble...which, if you have..."you go girl!"
Anyway B, I wish you, Sean Puffy and that pube-bearded husband of yours only the best.
Yours truly,
Tracy