Even if you gained 75 lbs....

I would still love you.
That's what Michael Fraker said to me in 1990. He called me once to play the Depeche Mode song, "Somebody" in my ear. I'm not sure if he meant for the "I hope you fucking die" sentiment part at the end of the song for me, or if he never really paid attention to the final lyrics. Either way...
I've been really wishing I hadn't ditched all of my "Depeche Commode" tapes in my great tape purge of 1998. There are just days when you really need to hear "Master and Servant," ya know?