Pantywad

Why can't anyone make a decent pair of underwear??!!!
Seriously! Is the female form so enigmatic?
Bikini briefs are almost perfect except for the way the band cuts right in the middle of my tummy fat and therefore, at will, rolls down beneath my tummy fat. This is never a good feeling folks.
Then there's the "high cut brief," which sits nicely on my belly but, for some reason they make the ass-seat big enough for two of me so the band ends up somewhere in the middle of my back. What. The. Fuck?