"Nu-Money's war on Underpants"

Why can't these ladies wear panties? Are underwear, thongs even...that constrictive? Do they really need to air out the coot on such a regular basis? I really want to know because I honestly can't understand the mindset of someone who throws on a 10 inch mini-skirt, but says to herself, "I don't need no stinkin' underpants."
UGH