Didn't I (Blow your mind)?

I'll admit it, for about 13 minutes in 1996 I had a really big crush on Ben Affleck and perhaps it was the embarrassment of that crush that led me to refer to him as either "Asslick" or "AFLACK!!" (like the insurance duck) for close to 8 years now...but, I'm just going to say that brother be looking fiiiiine on the Daily Show tonight.
Am I gross?
I enjoy so much how girls can turn on their crushes...if Donnie Wahlberg only knew what I called him after the New Kids starting going by N.K.O.T.B.