Dear Snickers, You Must Take a Pee

Look Snickers. I know you have to pee. So, stop being a whanny. Take a whiz. Come on, you're freaking me out. It's bad enough that you slipped out of your collar before your parents even made it out of the parking lot, but they'll never forgive me if they come back and you're filled with 10 lbs. of pee. I won't be able to forgive myself. I understand that you miss your mom and dad and that Stanley and Walter can be a little annoying, but we all love you and want you to live, so stop sulking and please go pee the next time we go outside.

Thank you.
Your Aunt Tracy