Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Craigslist of ick

For most things, Craigslist is awesome. Tawnya just found like the raddest apartment in SLC there...and I've found things that if I had any money at all...I definitely would have gotten.
BUT
The personals! Holy. Moly.
Admitedly, I'm a personals junky, but this might actually break the habit. Check this shit.
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We are a married couple looking for a first time experience for my wife.. both 50 she looks 40 and is hot..
I have ED so she is always going without and horny..
We would like a 6 foot or so 35 to 40 year old well hung curcumsied stud..
Disease free.Clean, in shape and a guy who likes oral..
We can hook up party a while and see..
The wife is hot looking, a little overweight but her full figure makes a lot of dicks hard.
If you are interested send an email to us..
Send a pic if you can.

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Married man, Bi, likes to play around with guys on the side. 42
5'10" 170 brn hair green eyes. Like hairy to medium hairy guys.
Mutual JO, feeling, fondling, oral, tickling balls with my tongue,
showers Together and much further I do like to be a top
(really love to see a guy in Jock strap)

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looking for a woman with a pee fetish. Want someone willing to pee on me and be peed on. Your pic gets mine.

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You are a cute, fit, white college girl who fantasizes about having a hot sexual affair with an older, educated, handsome, sexy professional married man.

I am a handsome, fit, highly-educated, professional, married man who fantasizes about having hot, satisfying sessions with a cute, fit, white college girl. I've also have a very generous side to me.

If this sounds intriguing to you, please email me so we can see if we are a match. I have pics to share, and I don't think you will be disappointed. Waiting to hear from you...

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Dad/Daughter Role Play (18 or older only) -m4w - 42 (this one is so grody, I'm posting it as a link)

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greetings and thank you for reading this
I've had a craving, this desire to suckle from a lactating lady for some time now.
Could you, would you please fulfill this desire?
I'd like to drink one or two breastfuls from you. That would be all. No other contact is required.
And I'd like you to be over 30 years old, but this isnt a must.

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This may seem crazy, but tomorrow is our anniversary, and I'm debating suprising him with a 2nd girl. I know he fantasizes about it... must be very petite,must be clean, disease free, mature and between 20-25 and willing to play with wife. NO alone time will be given. Meet for diner and see how it goes. Please send pics (tasteful) and why he deserves you. Return pics will be delivered apon receipt of approved girls. Hell, why limit it to one!

This offer is for tomorrow only.
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Im looking for a girl who let's it all out, under her arms. I want there to be a bush under each arm, a pit-o-pleanty hair!

I want to nuzzle my face under your arm. I want you to put your arm down and let me fuck your pit, put my hardon under your arm and hump it.
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Um... sometimes I think "wtf?" is the most appropriate internet lingo ever invented. WTF?, indeed.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Color me REPULSED.

- Tawnya