Please give it....somebody?.... anybody?

The new MacBooks have arrived and I've been ever so good this year. Ever so good.
Look at the black one...isn't it nice? It would go ever so well with the black video ipod, wouldn't it? I think it would also look very swell with that Samsung A900 phone you've been wanting to get me too. I know that's a lot of black, but I promise not to "go goth" and start smoking clove cigarettes or anything. Rally, I do. I bet if I had this computer I could make a little movie so you could see how my eyelashes are batting right now.
Sigh.