Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Whatta guy!

Tom apparently got Katie an ipod to help her keep quiet during her "silent birth."
This story is a little hard for me to take since, I can't imagine that Katie wouldn't already have her own ipod, but whatever. Tom Cruise is a dirty old man who knocked up a pretty, young girl to prove to America that he is indeed virile...and straight. He deserves whatever bad press he gets.
I'm hoping that if I write enough shitty stuff about him on my blog he'll get all litigious and send me a cease and desist order. Could that be counted as like a goal?

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