No tea-bagging!

I'm on my second 20 oz. "double bagged" cup of "British Breakfast tea," it's Monday morning and the bags under my eyes are Louis Vuitton like.
I have a question though... say you have to take a dump in a public restroom. You walk in and see that there is one other person in the room.
Do you (A) select the stall furthest from said person? or (B) park your stanky ass in the stall right next to said person and begin the watermelon drop?

I'm partial to (A) myself, but was subjected to (B) this morning. There's nothing more uncomfortable in the world. I kept clearing my throat.