Monday, January 23, 2006

No tea-bagging!

I'm on my second 20 oz. "double bagged" cup of "British Breakfast tea," it's Monday morning and the bags under my eyes are Louis Vuitton like.
I have a question though... say you have to take a dump in a public restroom. You walk in and see that there is one other person in the room.
Do you (A) select the stall furthest from said person? or (B) park your stanky ass in the stall right next to said person and begin the watermelon drop?

I'm partial to (A) myself, but was subjected to (B) this morning. There's nothing more uncomfortable in the world. I kept clearing my throat.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

you said "watermelon drop." heh.

Bellanue said...

thank you for addressing this important fine point of etiquette. the very same thing happened to me last week and i didn't know who to ask to clarify the rules! to make it worse, i was at work and it was a coworker with distinctive shoes. glad to know i'm not alone with the stupid and gauche in the world!