This just in: Hilarious television douchebag visits office, provides chuckles

For the sake of anonymity we'll call him Schlyan Schlackson Schletzer. About a year ago, I was sick on the couch and Lars was doing his typical rapid channel surf when he stumbled upon one of the most unintentionally hilarious things ever broadcast on television. It was called Schleices of the Schwind [sic]. The film is a series of highlights from S.S.S.'s 20 year career singing crappy songs on various Utah stages. The levels of vanity and hubris desplayed by someone so clearly lacking in any sort of talent is almost R. Kelly like in proportion. It is Salt Lake's very own, Trapped in the Closet.... and yes, it's really that funny.
Because the cosmos is funny, this guy just happened to show up at my office today, to hock his crap at my boss....and the best news of all is that he bought it. 129 dollars worth of pure comedy gold.