I think they've got your number...I think they've got your Alias

I watched Alias last night against my better judgement and was treated to Jennifer Garner endlessly furrowing her enormous brow and Michael Vartan getting Sonny Corlione's into hamburger but still living long enough (and attractively enough) to tell Syd that he loves her before he flatlines and they pull the sheet over his very pretty head.
...yeah, I still don't care.