From an email I wrote 2 years ago... why am I always funnier in the past?

Your poking of an 18 year old co-worker is a bit of a dip into the perv pool...not to mention all of the emotional "name withheld" type drama you might have set yourself up for.
Bad you!
My advice would be to stay away from the little girls.
Older girls are just better. Their tits might not be as perky, but they really know how to give a blowjob and they're much less likely to leave meaningfully marked romance literature on your doorstep.