Soon to be found in the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame

When Angie and I first started writing music we could barely play our instruments, but we pumped out song after song, until we slowly developed into an actual rock band.
Our early songs are filled with hilarious gems with titles like Rat boy and Stalker song.
I can hardly wait for these lyrics to be housed beneath 3 feet of bullet proof glass at the Rock n' Roll hall of fame:

the first time i saw RED i was out with my friends
you came walkin in with barbara streisand
lookin so proud with yentyl at your side
forget you, she can be your hairy ass bride
i don't need you or your monkey boy ways
besides i couldn't kiss you with all that hair on your face
forget your computers and your funky guitar
i just wanna tell you how ugly you are

you're no rolling stone (i saw red)you're no al capone (he is dead)there's no joey ramone (in your bed)you're no fuckin' merlin jones

it used to be friendly but now it's all weird
call me punk again and i'll rip out your beard
i burn your paper on my fire place
next on the grill is your ugly ass face
you call them mix-ed tapes, but they're mix tapes, you dope
now stand on this stool while I get me some rope
you're going down, there's no place to run
bend over baby you're in for some fun

you're no rolling stone (i saw red)you're no al capone (he is dead)there's no joey ramone (in your bed)you're no fuckin' merlin jones

ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah!ah! ah! ah! ah! ah!

you're no rolling stone (i saw red)you're no al capone (he is dead)there's no joey ramone (in your bed)you're no fuckin' merlin jones