Monday, May 16, 2005

Do you ever wish you'd been sluttier?

Occassionally, usually when I'm reading the carefree blogs of slutty girls, I wish I had been sluttier in my single days. Why was I so... virginy?
So virginy in fact that when we first started dating Lars called me "snowflake." This nickname quickly subsided after I threatened the life of his balls.


Miriam said...

Yeah.... but then those girls wonder why no one ever takes them seriously and why no one values their brains. Looking back, I would much rather have people respect me for reasons other than what I look like.

Anonymous said...

i'm glad you weren't sluttier. embrace the virginy, dude! besides, when you think of who you'd have been a screwin'...

- tawnya