Do somethin'!
Dear fans,
I've been like doing a lot of reading lately, mainly on my homegirl, Britney's personal web site. She's so wise and stuff and I've learned all about ab-crunches and Kabbalah and I swear it's like we're soul sisters or something, cuz like she just bought a house and I'm buying a house...and like she just got married and like I'm getting married and stuff. I just feel really close to her right now.
Britney, stay strong girl!! Ignore those haters who say that your husband looks a little like he rubbed a pube-filled drainage clog all over his face. You ignore them girl!!
I think I'm going to get a spray-on tan today in your honor...you know, just to spread some good vibes your way.
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*lol* I will proudly admit that I read Britney's "letters to fans" occassionally just to lighten my day. Because really... what's more therapeutic than watching a grown woman prove that she's a dumbass turbo slut on the world wide web! :D Makes you feel smart, even on brainfart days ;)
And you should come to Stitch and Bitch tomorrow so I can meet you *nod*
Mim
yo Tracerity, I hear ya man. Can I go with ya to get that spray tan? My ass be shamefully pastey. Brinay would cry for me.
*jinxy (yes, I'm having a brainfart day)
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