Over the Shoulder Boulder Molder Holder Soldier

I have officially gone off the deep end. I bought a bra today for an amount of money I'm not really willing to disclose here - but, let's just say I could easily buy 3 crappy bras for the price of one. It's an indulgence I wouldn't normally be proud of...but hey - thems my knockers. I gots to take care of them shits.

The Infamous Note from "Alien Head" that my mom photocopied and gave to his parents (click images to enlarge)

The awesomeness of this note can hardly be expressed. Is he saying he loves Prince there at the end? I'm still not sure and for the record I have no memory of what "K. K-ing" is supposed to mean.
My mom found this note in my backpack, photocopied it, called his parents and our Bishop to come over so they could all read it allowed. She should have called his English teacher while she was at it.