I made up some Bumper Stickers that are funny to no one, but me (and other library "support staff"

I HEART ISBNS
I BREAK FOR ISSNS
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MISTRAKE FILE
DbD ERRATA ERROR ON BOARD
WHERE'S THE BIB?
HOW'S MY FIRM ORDERING?
MY OTHER CAR IS A BARCODE
OCLC IS MY PRESIDENT