Eat lots of turkey, bitches

I plan on gorging myself until I puke tomorrow.
The plumber came and fixed our leaky drain problem and the furnace-fixer guy is supposedly coming this afternoon.
What will life be life without having to wear three pairs of socks in my own house?

I might just die.

Happy Thanksgiving. I was going to post a "What I'm thankful for" list, but that's just going to have to wait.