I haven't finished my coffee yet

But, Janice Dickinson is leaving Top Model and I really need to talk about it.
Let's be frank, ANTM has been slipping as of late and in all honesty I think that Cover Girl's influence over who wins the competition is the primary cause. I mean, it's clear they want a spokesmodel...they want a sweet, wholesome little shill and their influence was totally clear in the elimination of Brittany. Brittany was a loud, drunken, party-slut but, she was clearly the best "model" of the bunch. She just didn't fall in line with the "Cover Girl image."
See and I think that J.D.'s departure is a direct result of Brit's elimination. Fucking Cover Girl. Are we really expected to watch a Janice-less Top Model? I don't think I can...you guys, I'm freaking out.
Ya know who they should get rid of is that worthless, little dickslap, Mr. Jay. Now that's something I could get behind.