Animal house

Do you know that wonderful, satisfying feeling just after you've pulled a very small hair out of the corner of your eye...or removed a hag hair from your cheek with your fingers?
Yeah, me too.
It's FINALLY sunny and now I wish I had gotten just a teense more sleep. I mean, I want to be cheerful, but I was kept up by a cat who refused to stop tapping the window with her paw and the dog that was determined to bark every time she did it.
Fucking animals. I'm going to sell them to the glue factory. At least that's what I yelled at them all morning.