My dog is a total cockblocker!
As if having my computer hijacked (AGAIN) wasn't enough. I've had 20 ounces of coffee with 12 packs of sugar and I'm still not over last night's very frustrating boudoir debacle, which ended once again with Stanley forcing the entire length of his body between me and Lars. Yes, it's all very sweet that he loves us both equally and can't get a moments rest until he has at least one paw on each of us. BUT, please...a girl has needs. NEEDS, people!!
There's little consolation in today's list of Valentine's Day activities:
1. Work
2. Work on (goddamn) computer
3. Puppy obedience class
4. Grocery shopping
5. Watch SuperNanny while eating frozen pizza
6. Weave in the ends of a scarf completed yesterday in a furious, sex-starved haze.
How erotic.
2 comments:
this may sound cruel, but have you considered putting him somewhere with a door between you while you have intimate moments? You could give him a piece of ham or something... but really... letting him get in the way is just frustrating, as I'm sure you know.
M
Actually, we totally did that. He was yelping so loudly outside the door that we just gave up. It was late and we didn't want to disturb the neighbors. I'm hoping that he gets all tuckered out after his class tonight. REALLY HOPING. heh.
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