democrazy!

it's official. i've gone insane. i have not and will not be able to accomplish "jack shit" until this election is over.
here are a list of things i did over the weekend, proving i've gone off the deep end:
1. frogged a half-finished chic cammie
2. tried sanding down chipping needle tip with an elementary school regulation pencil sharpener
3. drank 5 year old Bustelo and spent around 45 minutes in the bathroom leading me to #4
4. read an entire Cosmopolitan magazine. cover to cover, people!
5. watched Plan 9 from Outer Space and didn't knit AT ALL!
6. ate somewhere around 4000 pumpkin empanditas (made gloriously by my friend shannon)
7. chopped at my bangs until they were just wrong enough (pictures forthcoming)
8. fell asleep wearing my contacts twice!
9. read an entire US weekly cover to cover! are jennifer garner and ben asslick going to get hitched?????!?!?!! only US weekly knows for sure.
10. had a dream that tony soprano and rudy guiliani paid $400 for my missed OB/GYN appointment. then took me to lunch. (i really wish i was making this up).

VOTE!!